thinsiqnificant:

my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”

(via seanp0donnell)

(Source: madelinetrefethen, via callers)

drarna:

im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me

(Source: neptunain, via disowns)

(via evaded)

the-masters-fallen-angel:

geobytes:

My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.

That’s not a yearbook.

That’s a hit list.

(via assume)

automaticallyassume:

My reaction to everything ever

automaticallyassume:

My reaction to everything ever

(via flightlessdreamer-freefalling)

urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

(Source: 750c, via flightlessdreamer-freefalling)

(via discomforted)

rnarker:

i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it 

(via africandad)

incision:

Runway & Fashion

incision:

Runway & Fashion

(Source: grimda, via imskaijackson)